The pastor was talking to a group of young children on their level about believing in Jesus and going to heaven.
At the end of his talk he asked, "And where do you want to go?"
"Heaven!" one of the girls cried.
Now on a roll he asked, "And what do you have to be to get there?"
"Dead!" was one boy’s immediate reply.
At the end of his talk he asked, "And where do you want to go?"
"Heaven!" one of the girls cried.
Now on a roll he asked, "And what do you have to be to get there?"
"Dead!" was one boy’s immediate reply.

